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You Don't Play Fair

You don’t play fair
And I don’t care
To do or dare
Inside your wares

We loved and flubbed
We zooed and chewed
I’m done with cud
It’s time to moo

You come and go
And baby I row
Round and round
And where are you?

You don’t play fair
And I don’t care
To do or dare
Inside your wares

[Scat 2x]

When you turn on
I spin and spin
And then swirl in
To honeyed you

I see the takes
Now it’s too late
To lasso me
In this chastity

You don’t play fair
And I don’t care
To do or dare
Inside your wares

[Scat 1x]

I loved ya once
Swung on a hunch
But that banana bunch
Has gotten old

And I don’t care
To round and ground
Get out of town
I’m done with you

Loved ya once
Swung on a binge
But that steel hinge
Just snapped in two

And I’m done with you

Baby, I’m done  (Ba-da-bop-bop-bah!)

It’s all unglued (Do-da, doot, doot, dooh!)

Oh doll I’m-done, with, you.

Bobbie was my hobby and I'm giving him up!