Grrr grrr grumble growl
Love affair is over*
Surf darts mumble vowels
Chance brought a rover
Spit cymbal monolingual
Berries burst near moon
Sitting chintz wheezing feeble
LOOK!
Ice cream brought a spoon!**
* The reader is encouraged to replace line two
with their own six syllable disappointment.
Then recite the poem many times when in the
state of disappointment and transform! (Right arm
with fist goes up with POW! like gesture when
reading the word transform.)
** Insert your own five syllable snack or upper
that soothes you when you're down. In case you
were wondering, the author loves Haagen Daz Swiss
Almond Vanilla with hot fudge sauce.